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December 23, 2006
October 23, 2006
Athlete’s Feet
Yesterday was a very interesting football (emphasize foot) Sunday.
First, Hines Ward (a family favorite) all but punched his ticket to the Hall of Fame. One of the criteria used in voting is noting how the player changed the game. Well, yesterday, Ward caught a 70 yard touchdown pass. At the 30 yard line, Ward lost one of his shoes. He ran the last 30 yard with only one shoe. Back in the 80s, they started talking about YAC yards. It started out Yards After Catch (number of yards the player ran after catching the pass). Then, they wanted running backs in on the action, so they changed it (in the 90s) to Yards After Contact (the number of yards the player ran after the player first made contact with a defender). Now, we have YAS (Yards After Shoes) or, for the more traditionalists, YAC (Yards After Cleats). See you in Canton, Hines.
The other interesting thing was Antwaan Randle El ran a punt back for a touchdown. Interesting enough, but his team lost. Not that I minded that. I’m not a fan of Washington, so that wasn’t so heart-breaking. But, for the first time this season, a team scoring off of a punt lost the game. There have been 8 scores off of punts this season (6 punt returns for TDs, 1 punt blocked for a TD, 1 punt blocked for a safety). The first 7 times, the team won. Washington lost–ruining the streak. Nice going, Washington.
Okay, I found those things interesting; even if you didn’t.
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October 19, 2006
Next Stop: Crossword Puzzle Clue
Oh, my 15 minutes keep coming and coming!
First, I was recognized by Edd Dykhuizen in his daily birthday quiz. The quiz, to my knowledge, no longer exists but was enjoyable while it lasted. My mention was my reward for sending him an e-mail message when he posted “send me an e-mail message and I’ll put you in tomorrow’s quiz.” Sometimes simply following orders is rewarded.
Then, I got into some guy’s top ten list. Pete McEntegart is his name. Imbroglio is his game. Check out item 7–I’m the calendar guy. Who have guessed I’d be so rewarded? And it didn’t stop there. Now, ol’ Pete sets aside entire columns for viewer input. Even though I had nothing to do with that, I’ll take full credit. Not only do I get 15 minutes of fame, but I paved the way for others to get their 15 minutes also. I’m just that kind of guy.
Finally, last week, I gained a third 15 minutes. My message to Dr. Z was actually answered. Some–like Stephanie’s brother, Matt–would not necessarily find that impressive. Matt, last I knew, was not a big fan of Dr. Z. And, I quote, “It’s sprawling at times, but still uncomfortable, angry viewing in a time when apathy and resignation rule.” Okay, that quote wasn’t from Matt, nor was it about Dr. Z. But I promise you that when I mentioned that I’m impressed by Dr. Z, Matt mentioned his disapproval of the good doctor.
So, I’ve got a good 45 minutes of fame, so far. That should count for something.
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October 6, 2006
I May Need to Pay Attention
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| Oh, what a glorious year it is to be Mark Wentz: Baseball Fan. Most years, by the time the Major League Baseball playoffs begin, I’ve totally lost interest. What with the burnout of well over 100 games per team and the start of football season, I’m ready to move on. This year is no different. Except that I happened upon the playoff schedule this year and noticed something I don’t recall having seen before. The Minnesota Twins, the Oakland Athletics, and the St. Louis Cardinals are all in the playoffs. So? It just so happens that these are the elite teams in terms of being my favorite teams to watch.I have elite teams in every major sport; teams I follow, teams for which I root in thick and thin, teams for which I’d buy fathead wall stickers if I had the money. In baseball, it’s the Twins, A’s, and Cardinals (though, not necessarily in that order). In football, it’s the Vikings, Raiders, Chargers, and Bills (NNITO). In basketball, it’s the Timberwolves, Lakers, and Celtics (NNITO). In hockey, it’s another channel.
So, back to baseball, instead of ignoring the playoffs like normal, I should pay attention to them. How often does it happen that all of your elite teams end up in the playoffs? In basketball, with most of the league’s teams in the playoffs, it’s an embarrassment if they don’t. I think the hockey playoff tourney is so big that they include neighborhood pee-wee leagues. In football, my elite teams have not all been in the playoffs at the same time since the 1980 season. That’s before I started watching football and before most people born after 1982 were even alive. But baseball? Good golly, when was the last time the Cardinals, Twins, and A’s have all been in the playoffs at the same time? 2002! Wait! What? 2002? Perhaps I should have done research before I started writing this. But, actually, it goes a bit further than that this year. If I were to pick my favorites in each division and one wild card (as is prescribed by the playoff system in baseball), here would be my playoff line up: Twins, A’s, Orioles, Indians, Cardinals, Mets, Dodgers, Cubs. Sound familiar? Of those 8 teams, 5 are in the playoffs. And, of the 8 teams for which I’d refuse to root, none are in the playoffs. In short, there is no reason I should not watch the MLB playoffs this year. I mean other than I should be studying and I should be paying attention to the Toddler of Dependence. My wife might want me to talk to her. The leagues are juiced. Tax dollars are drained to pay for stadiums for rich folks. Money spent on tickets would be better spent buying mosquito netting in Africa. But it’s a great year for me to be a baseball fan!   The opinions expressed here are solely those of the writer and do not neccessarily reflect those of the rest of the family.  © 2006, Mark Wentz  |
September 15, 2006
Fall shades
Stephanie and I steam cleaned our carpet this morning. Doggone if we didn’t discover that our carpet had a pattern. Who knew?
September 8, 2006
September 3, 2006
NFL MMVI
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| It’s September–a time to celebrate the most celebrate-able celebration ever: football! Okay, I exaggerate. But football is a great game.Great, though the game itself no longer matters. The owners are more concerned with stadium naming rights. The powers that be have just climbed over each other to tell outgoing commissioner Paul Tagliabue how great he is and how much he advanced the game. He did not. He advanced the league revenue. The game has deteriorated. Teams are no longer teams; they are annual collections of athletic mercenaries.
The businesses coat tailing the NFL don’t care so much about the game, either. On Tuesday, August 22, 2006, (just over two weeks before the start of the NFL season) the headline for the Sports Illustrated’s web site’s NFL page was “Game Timeâ€â€”a headline about Madden NFL 07 video game being released. The headline on the main Sports Illustrated site was “The King of the Running Backs?â€â€”a story about whom to choose first in your fantasy football draft. Gosh, I’m tired of reading about fantasy football. Actually, I don’t read about fantasy football. I’m just bombarded with articles and predictions about fantasy football. Gosh, I’m tired of not reading about fantasy football. Here’s all you need to know about fantasy football: the players whom you will want for your fantasy football team this year. Clinton Portis: This guy dresses up in costumes for press conferences. In the antiseptic NFL-stands-for-No-Fun-League era, you have to enjoy this kind of thing while it lasts. Chad Johnson: Chad once sent the defensive backs of his next opponent some Pepto-Bismol. His team lost the game, but, golly, that was fun to hear. Hines Ward: he’s from South Korea. How many other NFL players can make that claim? Nate Kaeding: I’m Nate Kaeding on this. Of course, it doesn’t end with the fantasy league draft. You know how that scroll on the bottom of the television screen tells us scores from other games? And sometimes the scores are interrupted by meaningless bits of information like Jac F. Taylor 4 rush 28 yds. That’s fantasy football’s fault. There is no other reason anyone would care Jacksonville’s Fred Taylor ran four times for 28 yards. It’s not so bad in the third quarter of the early games, but when it’s late in the fourth quarter of the late games, we don’t have that time to waste. Unless, of course, you have internet access. BUT, if you’re going to assume everyone has internet access, why are you cluttering the screen with any of that nonsense anyway? Enough about Fantasy Football. Let’s talk about who will lose how many games this season. Last year, I started a new trend in football prognostication. Instead of predicting the division champions and Super Bowl champions, I predicted the division cellar-dwellers and the team to be awarded the first overall draft pick. (If I’m going to be wrong, I’d like to be wrong in a unique way.) I was correct on 4 of them (included 1 which tied for last place). Two of predicted cellar-dwellers ended up in the playoffs. Oops. My predicted first overall draft pick team ended up in slot 12. Oops, again. By the way, I say I started this venue of football prognostication so that, when I run for President in 2008, the Swift Boaters (by whatever name they’re go by in 2008) will run ads saying I claimed to have invented the NFL draft. So far, the lot for 2007 NFL draft doesn’t appear too great–cool name-wise. For the 2006 draft, we had AJ Hawk, Kader Drame, Dartangon Shack, Banks Floodman, Carlton Brewster, etc. For the 2007 draft, we have Victor DeGrate, Dallas Sartz, Marcus Mark (I like that name!), and that Joe Person from Navy among others as seniors. If only there were a Loser DeBum to match up with Victor DeGrate. I don’t know what underclassmen will declare for the draft. I got the information on seniors from Sports Illustrated’s NCAA division I-A team preview pages. We’ll see what seniors I missed and what underclassman show up, but it’s not looking too bright. I will say it’s unfortunate North Texas and Northern Illinois don’t play this year. I’d like to see the Philip Graves –Doug Free match up. As a disclaimer: of those 2006 draft names I mentioned, only AJ Hawk is on an NFL active roster at the publication of this essay. So forget and prognostication regarding Super Bowl XLI. Here are my Cellar Dweller predictions for this season. AFC East: New York Jets NFC East: Washington Team “On the Clock (TM)†for NFL Annual Player Selection Meeting LXXII: Green Bay Packers See you April 28, 2007 in New York!  The opinions expressed here are solely those of the writer and do not neccessarily reflect those of the rest of the family.  © 2006, Mark Wentz  |